Let me apologize up front. . .

Good public transportation-related humor is hard to find. So, when you stumble upon a joke that involves a double-decker bus, you have to make a difficult choice . . . offend a few people who might have strong feelings about, uh, hair color -- or -- provide others with vocation-related humor that might elicit a chuckle (or not).

I'm going to take a chance here and presume (always dangerous) that most , if not all, of you can handle hair-color humor. If you have a better joke involving public transportation, please feel free to share it. Here's my offering:

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend trip to Mt. Vernon, Illinois.

The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn’t heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.

When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The Brunette asked, “What the heck’s going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!”

One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered… “YEAH, BUT YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER!!”

Just so you know, I found this joke on a blog called "Sequential Subsequence of Consequences." Here the link. Many thanks to Abrahim Wenger for sharing it.

Comments

[Kathy Gorecki]

Very funny. I'll add this one to my collection of Blonde jokes. Thanks for making me laugh today!

[Michele]

Very cute!