People may be dying to get in, but funeral homes apparently want to poll them before they arrive.
I received two surveys today in the mail -- one from White & Day, Rice, McCormick & McMillan Mortuaries; the other from Fukui Mortuary (careful with the pronunciation!). Each one-page survey offered the same set of six questions regarding funeral planning. They obviously were created by the same marketing firm.
I normally don't open junk mail from funeral homes, but the fact that two letters arrived from different mortuaries on the same day made me curious. Was there something they knew that I didn't? I was relieved to discover that they were merely trying to gauge my desire to, among other things, "reduce the stress of last-minute decisions" and "confirm [my] wishes regarding public or private family viewing."
They also offered to provide a free estimate on funeral planning and to send a free copy of "Life's Passages Portfolio" for filling out and returning the questionnaire. Like most people, I don't enjoy confronting my mortality and will not be responding. But, honestly, I think the survey is a great idea. It's short, non-threatening (except for the fact that it's about death) and could entice some people into preparing for the Great Beyond (not a bad idea, really).
Transit systems should take note. Isn't this the perfect time to ask residents of your service area about their public transportation intentions? Wouldn't it be nice to know at what gasoline price point ($4, $5, $6, $7, $8, $9, $10) they will start using your system, if they're not already? And for what purpose . . . commuting only, off-peak day/night/weekend travel, etc.? If they don't plan to use your service, it might be nice to know why not. Also, since fare hikes seem to be in vogue, it might be good to ask their opinion about your fare structure. As gas prices go higher and higher, your fares become more and more reasonable to people who are ditching their cars and taking the bus or train.
This type of data could help transit systems "reduce the stress of last-minute decisions." Dying and running a public transportation system aren't so different, are they?
Until next time.
Steve
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